One step forward and two back
I have to give you a glimpse into my thought process in order for you to understand what I go through and why it’s going to be so hard for me to stop. Every Friday I think that maybe we won’t go to any yard sales on Saturday. But, then I check the want ads to see what’s being sold (just in case) and that gets my mind wandering. I see something I might want, but know it’s probably junk, but how would one really know without checking? I think about all the great “finds” that I’ve made over the years and then imagine someone else getting that Nikon camera for five bucks and that camera would have been mine if I had only decided to go and then the next thing I know it’s Saturday morning and I’m all keyed up, list in hand, hustling Kelly and the girls out the door even before they’ve showered or had their morning coffee.
Yes, this is a cry for help.
1. Vulcan Golf Hybrid club #2. No one can hit a #2 club. No one can. I’m not sure why they even made this model, but hope springs eternal and I got it for $2.00. Hey, it’s a “Vulcan” club and any club good enough for Spock is good enough for me. “Live long and drive well off the fairway.”
2. Red mugs made in China. Real China mugs for 25 cents each? Who can pass up a deal like that. And, besides, the other mugs in the cupboard were getting lonely. Kelly has her favorite mug and I never use any mugs, but they are laser etched and have good hand-feel. A true bargain at twice the price.
3. White wedding china. Yawn. It’s our discontinued pattern so we had to buy these. Way too practical for me.
4. Reese towing mirror extenders. The rubber holders are starting to rot a little and there is only one in the box, but I think one is better than nothing and duct tape is my friend. We don’t own a trailer….yet. But, when we do I’ll be ready. I am kind of hacked though. I offered a dollar and she cackled and said she was happy to get a dollar because she didn’t know she even owned a mirror extender until she found it in the garage. I could have had this gem for a quarter.
5. Black cabinet knobs. This was an absolute steal at $7.00 There were 42 of them, which was almost exactly what we needed to replace the Holly Hobby knobs in our bathrooms. We only have 28 of these left over. Anyone need black knobs (some might have a little bit of glue on them)? A bargain at only $15.
6. Schmid WWII Puzzle. This brand new puzzle is really awesome. It depicts a B-24 bomber sitting on the ground with guys standing around it (one of them is even smoking a cigarette). I love anything to do with WWII airplanes. However, because true color wasn’t invented until the sixties, this puzzle is just a morass of greens and browns, and since our puzzle person is going to school this semester, it will never get put together. Wesley loved WWII stuff when he was twelve so the bonus is that since it’s still in the shrink wrap we can give it to him for Christmas.
7. Axis and Allies & Risk. I hate both of these games and usually end up getting stuck on Greenland or some other inconsequential country (I did have to change that last word from “continent” to “country” after I found Kelly in a fit of hysterics). If I were playing a game of dice golf instead of A&A I would win every time because I am probably the most consistent roller of ones and twos of all time. This was a nostalgia purchase and will probably have to go to Goodwill at some point because we already have eight different versions of each game.
Fifteen bucks and three hours of my life that I will never get back. I did get to spend those three hours laughing and talking with Kelly and the girls and Kelly’s two cousins Kolette and Kim… And I got some really “cool” stuff in the process. So, I guess it wasn’t a total waste.